Why is it better to be a man

Why is it better to be a man?

1. Telephone conversations are done in 30 seconds.2. Movies are almost always naked.3. For a 5-day vacation, you only need one suitcase.4. Football on Mondays.5. You do not have to keep a record of the sexual life of your comrades.6. The line in front of the male WC is 80% shorter.7. Your companions do not cheat you every time you smoke or get ugly.8. Cleaners and hairdressers do not get rid of steam.9. When you rotate channels on a TV, you do not have to stop at any place.10. Your butt is not a factor in job interviews.11. No orgasm is fake.12. These types are not affected by hockey masks.13. You do not have to put a bag of useless things wherever you set it up.14. Why is comics funny?15. Your last name remains your whole life.16. You can leave the hotel bed uninhabitable.17. When someone criticizes your work, you do not have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.18. The whole garage is yours.19. You do not have to fish the toilet.20. It can be stamped and stored in 10 minutes.21. When you have sex, you do not have to worry about your reputation.22. If someone forgets to invite you to a celebration, you can still be your friend.23. Your lower total cost is 10e for 3 pcs.24. You do not have to shave anything under the chin.25. You do not have to wake up every morning with a hairy ass.26. Nobody noticed that you have 34 and that you are ignorant.27. You can "sign" in the snow ...28. Everything on your face can stay in original color.29. You can be president.30. Flowers can fix everything.31. You shoot a lot for those feelings.32. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.33. You can shout what the eyes are and not worry what others will think.34. Foreplay is not necessary.35. You can take off your shirt when it's hot.36. You do not have to make a general save every time a master comes.37. The mechanics tell you the truth.38. You can watch football with your partner, in silence, for hours, without the thought "Maybe he's mad at me?"39. You are in a mood all the time.40. You can divide Clint Eastwood, without the desire to license it.41. You know at least 20 ways to open a beer flask.42. You can sit on your legs, no matter what you wear.43. Venetian: 2000e. Seat rental: 20e.44. The remote control is just yours.45. People do not stare at your chest when you talk to them.46. ​​You can get to friends, without gifts.47. You have a normal relationship with your mother.48. You can buy condoms, but the seller does not imagine naked.49. When you go to the clone, you do not have to pretend to go to "moan".50. You can rationalize every behavior by saying, "Fuck it."51. The death of Lady Di is just another news for you.51. Occasional grieving is expected gesture.53. You'll never give up sex because you're not available.54. You think the idea of ​​fudging a puddle is funny.55. The new shoes do not muzzle and scratch your legs.56. The porn are only for you.57. You do not have to remember the birthday of Swati.58. What you do not like in a person is not an obstacle to good sex.59. "Guardians of the beach".60. There is always a sport on a channel.

You must be unmarried!

One lady bought: two liters of milk with 2% fat, a box of eggs, a lemon juice of orange, a salad head, a box of coffee from one kilogram and half a kilogram of meat.
While the cashier typed prices at the box office, the drunkard, who was behind her discreetly noticed: - You must be unmarried!
The woman turned and looked at all six things on the tape of the cash register, but did not notice anything unusual, nothing that her marital status could give.
The inquisitive asked him: - You know what, you are absolutely right. But how could you have known that with such security?
Drunk: - Ma, you're ugly!

An old man came to the doctor for examination

An old man came to the doctor for examination. After examining the doctor, he says:- "You are in great shape. How do you manage to have an excellent blood pressure and that you are in excellent shape and have 80 years?"The old man tells him:- "Easy ... I'm getting up early, before dawn ... I'm catching peacocks all day, and it keeps me in shape."The doctor tells him:- "Are you hunting the peacocks? No .... It's not the reason for your great health. It must be hereditary. How old was your father when he died?"The old man wondered:- "Who says my father is dead?"Doctor:- "Do you want to say that your father is still alive? How old is he?"Old man:- "It's 99 years old. Basically, this morning I was hunted with him, and he keeps him in good shape."Doctor:- "Yeah ... I understand ... But that's not the reason. How old was your grandfather when he died?"An old man, angry:- "Who says he's dead?"Doctor:- "Do you want to say that your grandfather is still alive? He must have about 120 years"Old man: "My grandfather is 118 years old."The doctor, all frustrated, says:- "And ... I suppose he was hunting with you peacocks this morning?"Old man:- "No ... No ... he could not go with us this morning because he is preparing for a wedding."Doctor:- "Why does the godfather want to get married at age 118?"Old man:- "He would not, he would not .... but his parents put pressure on him ..."

SEE ALSO UNAPRED AND BACK!

SEE ALSO UNAPRED AND BACK!


Ana collects a pair of bananas.

The widow throws water.

People go.

Here is love.

They die in Rome.

Mace eats I'm eating.

Navi ura Ivan.

Anya's dreaming.

Ana water Radovan.

Avda takes a jaw two.

Perica cuts her tail.

They have Arabs and steam in the cave.

Get in the jar.

The cheese has a smell.

E son, get married!

They are going to summer, they suffer people.

And yogurt grows in the morning.

And there is not a minute there.

Ruzan Edo goes to the zoo.

Naked Maja eats little eggs.

The car abolishes Adi to ****.

In Beirut, the Arabian sculptor in a tur jebus.

Here's the owl.

There is no Kata stone.

We got that about Mom.

Uncle has a radar, and we are Kaja.

He clogged the lion in the lid.

The tool added to DJuro.



And at the end of the Empire between the palindromas:

Misu asks Dara: "Do I smoke you?"

 

History and Literature

History and LiteratureOr how do kids today read the lecture ...
>> ROMEO AND JULY
Romeo and Juliet are freaking out of Verona and they are being cheated. However, matorcithey are very fucked up and they are not at all worn because they are doing the same business but they arein different teams (like Verona and Chievo). They were not to burst themand they do not cancel their bills, so they are secretly seen. And so on 50 pages, they like something and hide each other as they like, and they do not rely on it. On theby the end, one time they're in a bad trip and they're dead.
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>> CRIME AND PENALTY
A student is permanently without filer because he has to pay for the apartment, since he isdropped for a place in the stud. On one occasion he was in a fool, so he isHe fluttered with a babe, full of a boat on a crater and certified it. It's afterhe broke into a confrontation with himself, for he feared that the mule would break him.In fact, he was not some kind of crime, but a picket, so I'm in the endreported the muri.
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>> ILIJADA
This Ilijada lasts like a hungry age. Head of a team of lubricating fish fromheads of the other team. Then this first, not to fall out of the eggplant, gather the partners andsurround them like Babo Sarajevo. But the first ones get rid of it, so hard, becausethese others were ready for the eggs. Then one guy makes sense to coolfuck this other one. Satro, like a dick for fish, they are important businesswhich can be screwed up because of a fuss. To demonstrate that they have been exploited,they leave and leave the cigar smuggled to another team in which they hid the partteams. These were the first to think they had fucked and started celebrating. When they arethey pondered and drowned, these others rolled out of the slepts and fucked their knees like in the Mortal Combat.
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>> WAR AND PEACE
200 years ago, the French went to Rueau and came to Moscow (as in PancerGeneral). Then winter came in and the French get rid of those who are pussy thenI'm afraid of the birds of Rujam who are rabbits. The book has a soma side, there it isSome fish, parties, they sound something, they are all the time.
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>> PROCESSThe guys get drunk for no reason and they drag him through the whole book and at the endscrew it up to the blade

withdrawal machine tips for their use

As the massive use of cash withdrawal machines by credit cards (popularly called ATMs), especially those that will be placed along the road intended for drivers, is expected, here are some tips for their use:
Procedure for men:
1. Connect the car to the machine2. Open the window3. Insert the card into the slot and type the code4. Type the desired raise sum5. Get the card, cash and receipt6. Lift the window7. Drive away

Procedure for women:
1. Connect the car to the machine2. Drive a little backwards to keep your window level with the slot machine3. Turn the engine off again4. Lower the window5. Find the bag, shake all its contents on the passenger seat to find the card6. Find a smear box and check your look on the rear view mirror7. Try to insert the card into the slot machine8. Open the door of the car to catch the machine9. Insert the card10. Re-insert the card, this time with the right side from the top11. Search again to find notes with your shift, recorded on the last page12. Type the password13. Press "cancel" and enter the correct number14. Type the desired raise sum15. Get cash and confirmation16. Empty the dash to find your wallet17. Drive ahead 2 meters18. Drive back 2 meters to take a card from the slot machine19. Check the smin20. Turn the engine off again21. Drive 5-10 kilometers22. Lower the handbrake.

Outstanding text on absurdities and dilemmas

Outstanding text on absurdities and dilemmas1. Why do people with a double cheeseburger and a large portion of French fries order a light coca colu ???2. Why can not women put mascara on closed mouths?3. Why should we shut down windows first by clicking on "start"?4. Why is there no food for cats with taste?5. Why is the needle they use for euthanasia sterile?6. Why do we wash the sandbags we used after swimming? Should not we be cleansed at the moment we wipe them out?7. Why are pilots kamikaze wearing helmets?8. When he stings, what kind of color does he take?9. How are the boards with the inscription "It is forbidden to trample grass" in the middle of the lawn?10. What did this man try to do at the moment when he discovered that the cow was giving milk?11. If the word in the dictionary is incorrectly written, how will we notice it?12. Why did not old Pompey kill a few mosquitoes?13. Why is "separated" written in one word, and "all together" with two separate?14. Why do stores

open 24 hours a day have locks and pads?

The most beautiful women in the world, and themselves

Beauty and happiness in love are not directly linked. They are confirmed by Adrina Lima and Miranda Ker, who are firmly in the position of the most beautiful women in the world, but both experienced emotional defeats. Their marriages, which looked like ideal love stories, did not last long.Adriana Lima on the promotion


ADRIANA LIFE FOR JARIĆ
The most popular sniper snake will soon become former. Adriana Lima and Serbian basketball player Marko Jarić decided to end their marriage. Although before this news, their idiosyncratic idyll occasionally ruined the rumors of Jaric's infidelity, new events surprised many.
The news of the divorce immediately overwhelmed the glaine with the reasons for the break. Some media reported that Marko Adrian was cheated twice, and according to others, the marriage broke down due to Limi's scaly photographs, which Marko did not want to tolerate anymore.
Whatever the reason, a few days ago it was confirmed, the couple are divorced.
- After a long and careful consideration, we decided to settle after five years of marriage - in an exclusive press release given by the couple to the American magazine "Pipl".
Adriana and Marko got married two daughters, Valentina (4) and Sijena, who has 19 months.
ONE "STALNI MUŠKARAC" IN THE LIFE OF MIRANDA WHEN SIN FLIN
Miranda Because last year she brought her to a marriage with Orlando Blum. The couple began to entertain in 2007, got married after three years of entertainment, and then made a decision about the divorce.
- Despite the fact that their marriage is over, they still love, support and respect each other as parents of their son and family members - said last year's deputy of Orlando Blum.Last year she brought a divorce, but in 2012 she announced a marriage crisis. In the media, there were rumors that Miranda would see Leonard Dikapri. The model denied it, but the problems just started.
The main attention was drawn to the writing of Australian media that, one and a half days after the divorce, reported that the supermodel was secretly linked to the Australian billionaire James Peker (46). And everything ended up on that, it was a short relationship, and Miranda is still alone.
Blum had been spared such rumors until recently, but his sight with Selena Gomez could not go unnoticed.
The gossip come and go, and Miranda's greatest smile is always drawn by her three-year-old son, Flin, who was married to Blum.
ALESANDRA AMBROSIO AND TURBULENT VEZA
Alessandra Ambrosio has been in business for years with businessman Jamie Mazur. Their relationship is just not "boring".
The periods of love change the periods of termination. The wedding is still in the announcement. Serious plans for a wedding last year disrupted the breakup, so Alessandra and Jamie spent some time separately.The current status is that they are together. The couple has six-year-old daughter Anya and two-year-old son Noah Phoenix.

Mammals in the Guinness Book of Records (the largest, the smallest ...)

Mammals are the most complex animals. They appeared at the latest on earth and can freely be said to be the youngest. Mammals are animals of different sizes, some very large and some are only a few grams heavy. There are also on the land both in water and in the air.
The largest mammal, but also the animal that has ever lived on earth is a blue whale. The largest measured length of this whale is 33.5 meters.
The largest land mammal is an African elephant. The largest specimen that was measured had a length from the top of the surcle to the top of the tail over 10 meters and weight over 12 tons.
The easiest mammal is a type of bird called a bumblebee, lives in Thailand, and the body length is over 2 grams.
The fastest mammal is a cheetah. In short shifts (up to 500 meters) it can reach speeds of up to 100 km / h and 6 km can run at a speed of 50 km / h.
The slowest mammal is a three-legged lazy who, as he moves on the ground for 1 hour, can only cross 120 and the trees 270 meters.
The finest mammals are armored, osseous, and lazy that cause more than 80% of the time in sleep and sleep.
The highest mammal is a giraffe with a height of over 6 meters
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The longest winter dream has one type of fluid that runs in the winter dream for 9 months a year.
The longest embryonic development has an elephant and lasts more than 20 months.
The shortest embryonic development has one type of opossum and lasts only 12 days.
The largest dog belongs to the race of the Danish event and can have a height to the shoulder about 1 meter.
The fastest goats are whales. Fruited eggs are hardly a fraction of a milligram, and for the 22 months of pregnancy and 12 first months of life, the calf reaches a mass of 26 tons, an increase of 30 billion times.
The largest representative of the cat family is a Siberian tiger with a body length of 3.15 meters from the tip of the muzzle to the end of the tail.
The largest bear is a codian bear with the largest measured length of 2.40.
The largest deer is the Alaska Los whose male males are up to 1.8 meters high.
The biggest blind mouse is the type of bizmark letipas whose one specimen had a wingspan of 1.65 meters.
The largest rabbit is a native race that can reach up to 1 meter in length.
The largest kangaroo is a giant red kangaroo that can be tall and long over 2 meters long

How to escort the other groom into the adult world in an interesting way?

Who else is, at this time when we are overcrowded with invoices, treasuries, banks, bills of exchange, remittances, worries briefly, going to unfamiliar flows of growing up and getting married?

Perhaps there are those experimentalists who would like to briefly deceive the world where they care for numbers and invoices, but because they will eventually return to childhood. But, that's what the old saying says, "gave the grandma a dinar to enter the wheel, and two to go out." It's just that, unfortunately, when it comes to growing up, they do not even help all the money in this world to return to childhood.

It only helps imagination, if by the way, we do not sow, so we forget the way to it, to youth and freedom. They say that the late twentieth milestone and then open the window growing up. Those who do not find themselves in this vortex, often remain forever young men, bears, backs. Those who nevertheless decide to change, in these years seek a way to extend the human kind, and life is spent close to someone, in love, in marriage, facing reality.

escape from the future yourself?
Sometimes people, fleeing from fear, get too quickly into the waters of growing up. Then they're so insane, they all want to go back to themselves who they left a long time ago. This is why we often encounter unfortunate marriages, dissatisfied people, family quarrels in very long stages.
The advice to these people is to leave their "former life", if they decide to grow up, leave far behind and sail with full sails, so that they themselves can be fulfilled. It is often not easy to forgive youth, especially when it comes to entering marital waters. The time of compromise, for somebody, and the denial of promiscuous lifestyle, the time when decisions are made doubles, sometimes in three (depending on the point) comes.
A joke aside, the period that follows in a marriage is not the way without barricades, so it should be taken seriously in what we expect there. So, the first marriage advice is to think carefully. Love is ecstasy, love is a passion - marriage is all this, but also the economic community.

Mom's evening - pommeling or need?
The old Slavs in the evenings pre-entering the marital community liked to relax in the company of women, drinks and friends. Nowadays, a mix of civilization heritage and modern films has led to girls and boys even spending a lot of drinks, striptease, society and music.
The drugsters are in charge of making a boy's evening for their friend who symbolically leaves the show in order to remember this lifetime. Recommendations for mom's evening are numerous. Some are witty, some are more serious, but they are always fun. It is evening when you need to relax, in the domain of your borders.
Home parties are as popular as ever, although more and more frequent exit "on the field" is lately. If you are lucky enough to live in a city that is a blend of the two biggest Balkan rivers, then you have a bonus more than other cities.
Belgrade offers a handful of rafts that are ideal for "forgiving" from the moments of life. Nightlife in the New York City is also a good way to spice up your mom's evening with another symbolic departure into the adult world. For those who love music, noise in the night with full passion, there is a breakdown at Belgrade's rafts.

Travel is always fashionable
Those who want to get ready for the future before a marriage like to go somewhere. Marital life, responsibilities for children and current problems are increasingly preventing young people from traveling. Traveling with a company or a girl (which becomes a woman in a few days) is a great way to re-examine what you really want, and whether you want it. Traveling to distant destinations is one of the options, but a visit to another city, the beach, the nearest sea, is also a way to regenerate and start a new adventure.
In fact, a large number of European capitals are full of guys who send their followers into marital waters by crazy mom's evening. There are also many witty ways to do this.A humorous forehead for a guy's evening
For example, it's a very popular idea of ​​dressing a groom in feminine clothes while all the other guys wear uniformed t-shirts with witty inscriptions or paintings. Some grooms get clothes for ballerina, some are dressed in a female school uniform, and some are simply pulled into the underwear. You will see these phases more often in our country, but of course there are unavoidable t-shirts with inscriptions and pictures, such as a woman with a whip and a tame man; a woman's shield that controls the world and so on.
It is up to you to choose the way and adjust the expectations of the young person, with what you become. Therefore, we want to advise you, before changing your lifestyle and the course of life navigation, think carefully about what you really are willing to change, and when you already go to that evening, good time is the most important thing!